Petty Goods

Petty Goods is a print-to-order shop selling sarcastic and irreverent tees, hoodies, mugs, stickers and pet bandanas for people who appreciate blunt humor. All items are printed to order in the USA, including an office-safe 'HR Approved' line for workplace-friendly snark and a Christmas gift range. The shop markets itself as adults-only due to strong language on many designs. Products include t-shirts in multiple colors, hoodies, fitted caps, vinyl stickers, mugs and dog bandanas. The brand leans into a cheeky, confrontational tone aimed at buyers who want gifts that say exactly what they're thinking.